The Free Land of La Quesadilla is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 978 million La Quesadillans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong La Quesadillan economy, worth 62.8 trillion Mamadíssemoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,224 Mamadíssemoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor La Quesadillans make research institutes rich, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. La Quesadilla's national animal is the FodassiusEzzaMerdum.

La Quesadilla is ranked 207,429^th in the world and 8,778^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 978 million capita.